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BLOG #1: I Suck At Intros.

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So... yeah... I do suck at intros. Well, maybe not so much intros. Maybe it's the whole idea of "jumping into something" that makes introductions, or beginnings in general, such a massive pain in the ass.

Middles aren't that much better, either. Once you realize you're in between two points, with the same effort that was put forth up to that point being required all over again, it's no different from the start. But endings...

Well, endings aren't so great either. Either all that anticipation built up to nothing, or it actually *did* build up to something and it was so epic that not much else will compare. If anything, the only sensation that is worth achieving from any kind of "work" is that home stretch sensation. When you're 20 minutes away from that light at the end of the tunnel.

And that brings us to here, and this little... thing. Hopefully, as time goes on and the content builds, this can be some kind of embodiment of that home stretch feeling... or just a place to go to dick around when you've got nothing better to do.... or at the very least, it can rank up there on the list of things that you don't completely hate in life...

So what's the point of this, other than to get accustomed to my rambling style? You could say it's to serve as a mission statement. It may be slim pickings for a bit while I get adjusted to how things will flow. Content wise, I'm pulling for at least every-other-day Monday-through-Friday updates to ensure time won't become too much of a precious commodity, with a guarantee for more ramblings on current movie news, box office analysis, and other such revelant goodness. I'll try not to be droll, and I promise some one-of-a-kind shit to happen.

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to stop in while there isn't too much clutter. With a little time, that should change. Just don't jump off the bandwagon yet. Not 'til I get the chance to piss you off a couple times, at least. --Tommy Dizzle

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BLOG #5: Clusterfuck (Recaps, Holidays, Dot-Com Poll, Daily Dizzle is coming, & What else to watch for!) [added 11/18]

BLOG #4: "Pre-Halloweenie" [Dizzlemits on Fridaythe13thFilms.com!] (added 10/29)

VIDEO: "The Dark Knight" featuring "Right in Two" by Tool (added 10/29)

VIDEO: "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring "Electro-Lude" by Hyper (added 10/28)

VIDEO: "Grosse Pointe Blank" featuring "Falling Down (The Prodigy Remix)" by Oasis (added 10/21)

VIDEO: "Freddy vs. Jason" featuring "Wolf Like Me" by TV on the Radio (added 10/18)

VIDEO: "Beetlejuice" featuring "Dirty Harry" by Gorillaz (added 10/15)

  • VIDEO: "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" featuring "The Darkest Side of the Night" by Metropolis (added 10/15)

  • VIDEO: "1408" featuring "Despicable" by Eminem (added 10/03)

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  • VIDEO: "WWE Night of Champions" featuring "Over" by Drake (added 9/22)

  • VIDEO: "(500) Days of Summer" featuring "Ready to Start" by Arcade Fire (added 9/18)

  • VIDEO: "Say Anything" featuring "Anything, Anything (I'll Give You)" by Something Corporate (added 9/17)

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  • VIDEO: The Daily Show "Moment Of Zen" featuring Ghostbusters II (added 9/10)

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  • VIDEO: "Zombieland" featuring "In Search Of" by Miike Snow (added 9/9)

  • COLUMN: Unretire Rick Moranis (added 9/8)

  • VIDEO: "Ghostbusters II" featuring "For Those About To Rock" by AC/DC (added 9/7)

  • COLUMN: Why Bill Murray Has Every Right To Bitch About Ghostbusters III (added 9/6)

  • VIDEO: "Ghostbusters" featuring "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC (added 9/5)

  • VIDEO: "The Negotiator" featuring "Back Against The Wall" by Cage The Elephant (added 9/4)

  • BLOG #2: "I Hate Blogs." [details on Ghostbusters Week] (added 9/2)

  • VIDEO: "Martian Child" featuring "Sleepyhead" by Passion Pit (added 8/30)

  • VIDEO: "Sevenmin Superbad" featuring "Love Like a Sunset" by Phoenix (added 8/27)

  • VIDEO: "Charlie Bartlett" featuring "Animal" by Miike Snow (added 8/24)

  • VIDEO: "The Nin9s" - How To Summarize A Movie Without Ruining Act 2 & 3 (added 8/23)

  • VIDEO: "Hot Fuzz" featuring "Letters From The Sky" by Civil Twilight (added 8/12)

  • VIDEO: "Shaun of the Dead" featuring "Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking" by Snow Patrol (added 8/11)

  • VIDEO: "High Fidelity" featuring "Rhinestone Eyes" by Gorillaz (added 8/10)

  • VIDEO: "New York, I Love You" featuring "Lisztomania" by Phoenix (added 8/7)

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  • VIDEO: Rocky VInception (added 8/5)


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